have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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