I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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