I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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