Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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