Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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