Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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