How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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