he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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