We talked him into tasing himself.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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