I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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