quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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