he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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