I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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