i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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