I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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