yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My hand turned me down
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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