So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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