I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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