32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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