Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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