Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
