Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
