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You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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