Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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