question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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