You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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