she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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