Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
