I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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