when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
so much tequila, so little girl.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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