dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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