My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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