I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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