i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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