Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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