im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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