Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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