Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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