Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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