this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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