I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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