We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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