I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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