is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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