woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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