a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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