she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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