when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Me too!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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