If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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