I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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