Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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