I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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