didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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