You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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