All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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