do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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