is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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