Heybabeimwearingurpanties
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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