I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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