The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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